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Title: Here We Come A-Wassailing
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Lotrips/Merlin RPF
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Katie McGrath
Rating: PG
Word count: 835
Summary: Orlando wants to go Christmas caroling...
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 12th Day of Christmas for giselleslash, who is to blame for my love of this threesome, and starrwisher, who just gets it. :)



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Title: The One Where Orlando Is Not The Stealth Ninja He Thinks He Is
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean
Rating: PG
Word count: 807
Summary: Orlando's attempts at being ninja-like are less than impressive.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 3rd Day of Christmas for giselleslash and afra_schatz because they usually manage to give me combinable prompts for these two. :D Set in the same universe as Nog, Nogged, and Jingle Balls.


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01 December 2014 @ 11:00 am
Was wondering if this comm is still active? I'd love to take over the reins if not, can't seem to get ahold of the Owner.

I do a lot of prof website promo and design, and I LOVE LOTR and the gorgeous actors in it! ... if the Owner can get ahold of me please let me know, I'd love to get things going here really good again  :)  
 
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:09 pm
TITLE: THE PARTY (PART 3 OF 3)
AUTHOR: rubyelf
PAIRING: Billy/Dom (mentions of Karl/Orlando and Sean/Viggo)
RATING: R
WARNINGS: GLASS AU, general obnoxiousness and inappropriate remarks as usual
SUMMARY: Since Billy and Dom moved into their new apartment, Billy's friends from work have been after him to host a housewarming party.
DISCLAIMER: Lies, all lies, and no profit to be made off them, either



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Title: "Iunctum" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Harry Sinclair, Josh Hartnett, Karl Urban, Liv Tyler, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Harry and Karl aren't married to each other.
Summary: Harry and Karl have a long overdue ceremony.
Takes place about six months after It's A Date.

I'm asking, here and now, with our loved ones as witness, if you would do me the honor of joining with me in the iunctum?

 
 
 
05 April 2014 @ 12:56 pm
TITLE: THE PARTY (PART 2)
AUTHOR: rubyelf
PAIRING: Billy/Dom (mentions of Karl/Orlando and Sean/Viggo)
RATING: R
WARNINGS: GLASS AU, general obnoxiousness and inappropriate remarks as usual
SUMMARY: Since Billy and Dom moved into their new apartment, Billy's friends from work have been after him to host a housewarming party.
DISCLAIMER: Lies, all lies, and no profit to be made off them, either


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02 April 2014 @ 07:13 pm
TITLE: THE PARTY
AUTHOR: rubyelf
PAIRING: Billy/Dom (mentions of Karl/Orlando)
RATING: R
WARNINGS: GLASS AU.
SUMMARY: Since Billy and Dom moved into their new apartment, Billy's friends from work have been after him to host a housewarming party.
DISCLAIMER: Lies, all lies, and no profit to be made off them, either


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Title: Newspaper Clippings
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Orlijah eventually
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Only in my head.
Genre: Angst, hurt/comfort, romance
Summary: Elijah wanted a normal life. But he isn't sure he'll ever be able to have one, given his proclivities for obsession and ritual. He finally has his own apartment, his own life but everything is turned on its head when an angel walks into his life, needing a place to live.
Warnings: Contains content about obsessive compulsive disorder.

Note: This is a fic I began writing back in 2010, but ended up losing track of. It's been on my mind as of late, so this is my rewrite of it. The original can be found in its unfinished entirety here. My plan is to finish it within the month.

Trigger warning: Talk of mental illness and obsessive compulsive behaviour patterns

Also, a note on the OCD behaviours. I understand that not every person, with this disorder is the same, these are just based on individual experiences and not representative of the community as a whole.

AO3 or Chapter One
 
 
 
17 January 2014 @ 07:48 pm
TITLE: BUSINESS
AUTHOR: rubyelf
PAIRING: None... Billy, Karl, and Miranda in the "GLASS" AU before Dom's arrival
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: GLASS AU. Bad words. Discussion of illegal activities.
SUMMARY: Karl drags Billy into the new bar that just opened down the street, where they meet owner/bartender Miranda and Karl sees an opportunity to pursue the career change he's been considering.
DISCLAIMER: Lies, all lies, and no profit to be made off them, either


Okay, sooooo... this is a late birthday story that I managed to squeeze out of my uncooperative brain for msilverstar, who has been a lovely reader of this AU and has mentioned that she would like some back-story on some of the side characters such as Karl and Miranda. I don't know if this is what she wanted, but at least it's a little glimpse of how the events that occur in this AU got their start, and how Karl and Miranda became who they are in the present.

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Title: "It's A Date" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban, Harry Sinclair, Josh Hartnett (Cooper)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's not dating anyone mentioned in this fic.
Summary: Orlando takes Cooper out to dinner, and gains a new friend.
Takes place a few days after The First Rule Of Sharing.

It's alright if it's a date. There is nothing wrong with taking a pretty girl out and showing her a good time.

 
 
 
31 December 2013 @ 07:54 pm
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29 December 2013 @ 08:09 pm
Title: Jingle Balls
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Word count: 476
Summary: Orlando likes to dance. Sean would prefer he didn't. Ever.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 29th Day of Christmas for giselleslash because I can. Same 'verse as Nog and Nogged.


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Title: Of Elves and Men
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Bard/Legolas
Rating: R
Words: 2,024
Author's Notes: A sequel to The Bowman and The Prince. For stormatdusk and aliensouldream who had asked at one time that there be more Bardolas.

The people of Laketown
 
 
 
22 December 2013 @ 03:26 pm
Title: The Eyes of Blenheim (1/probably 8 or 9)
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: PG for this chapter, but R later, promise
Words: 2,784 this chapter
Summary: Orlijah meets Downton Abbey
Author's Note: About six weeks ago, moit posted her sadness that orlijah_month was no more, suggesting that in its place, there might be a fic exchange at Christmas. While that didn't happen, it prompted me to write a fic as a Christmas present to moit and all Orlijah readers who may remain. Two chapters will go up before the end of the year, with the balance coming in January, when orlijah_month was traditionally held. For a glimpse of Blenheim Palace, check here.
Credits: Enormous thanks to stormatdusk for creating the banner on very short notice for this series. *mwah*


Elijah awakens slowly
 
 
 
Title: Not A Rod Stewart Song
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Actor RPF
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Gerard Butler
Rating: PG
Word count: 518
Summary: Orlando should know better than to go out drinking with Gerard.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: The 2nd Day of Christmas for afra_schatz and giselleslash because I still need fluffy and this is what happens when the two of you give me the same pairing accompanied by prompts I can smash together. *g*


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10 November 2013 @ 03:48 pm
Title: A Short Rest
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Martin Freeman/Richard Armitage
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,140
Summary: Martin can get no respect.

A Short Rest
 
 
 
Title: Roast Martin
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Freeman/Armitage, (Evans/McKellan implied) and various castmates of The Hobbit (Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, James Nesbitt, Elijah Wood, Ian Holm, Andy Serkis, Aidan Turner, Dean O'Gorman, Graham McTavish, Lee Pace, Adam Brown, Mark Hadlow, Evangeline Lilly, Jed Brophy, Orlando Bloom). References to X-Men: First Class stars Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy.
Fandom: The Hobbit
Rating: PG
Words: 2,886
Summary: Cast and crew are back in Wellington as principal location photography comes to an end.



"Both production units..."
 
 
 
05 October 2013 @ 06:20 pm
Title: Meta Messages
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: G
Words: 100
Note: A drabble from 2009.

"Can I visit you sometime?"
 
 
 
19 September 2013 @ 07:30 pm
Title: Going Big
Author: itstonedme
Fandom: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Pairing: OB/Luke Evans
Rating: PG
Words: 1,020
Feedback: Always enjoyed.
Dedication: On the eve of Orlando's official Broadway debut, a tale.


Going Big
 
 
 
Title: The Bowman and the Prince
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Bard/Legolas
Rating: G
Words: 1,692


Had it not been for barter...
 
 
 
02 August 2013 @ 11:06 am
Title: Sanctuary: Giving Thanks, Part 3
Author: elijah_aus
Summary: Hannah comes to spend the long Thanksgiving weekend with Sean and Elijah.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 7142
Author's Note: Apologies to everyone for making you wait so very long for this last part of Giving Thanks, but we hope you'll enjoy it and feel it was worth the wait.

Giving Thanks, Part 3

Part 1
Part 2
 
 
 
02 August 2013 @ 06:35 am

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Title: "With Friends Like These..." 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Paring: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban)
Rating: PG
Summary: Another poker night, another losing hand, and Orlando's getting desperate.
Takes place within the Temporary Monogamy universe, post-Part 27.
Notes: Written for the twenty-ninth day of the Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for ennorwen, who asked for Harry/Karl, "laughing at one another's eccentricities."

...because some things might have changed since Harry and Karl had gotten back together, but Harry's love of good port was eternal, sort of like Orlando's love of Sean's arse...

 
 
 
Title: "Yours" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Paring: Elijah Wood/Sean Bean
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Elijah's willing to do anything to prove he's Sean's.
Notes: Written for the twenty-sixth day of the Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for azrhiaz, who asked for Elijah/Bean, "rough."

Would you like for me to sink to my knees and suck you off, right here, right now?

 
 
 
25 July 2013 @ 05:10 pm
Title: Roadtripping
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Actor RPF
Pairing: Karl Urban/Katie McGrath/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Word count: 554
Summary: Someone wanted to see the Grand Canyon
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: Lazy Hazy Summer Daze #24 for starrwisher who deserves all the silliness. :D


( It's going to be a long trip. )
 
 
 
Title: "Fuck, Marry, Kill" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: The Hobbit/Lotrips RPF
Featuring: Aidan Turner & Dean O'Gorman
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Dean has a question.
Notes: Written for the twenty-second day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for lobelia321, who wanted group dwarf sex. I live to please. *g*

Because Ian's a lecherous and handsy bastard who has no concept of personal space and I refuse to reward his bad behavior...

 
 
 
Title: "Take Me Down To The River" 1/1
Fandom: Lotrips (Western AU)
Pairing: Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: The long arm of the law may be after them, but Harry's got a plan.
Notes: Written for the twentieth day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for idiosyncratic, who asked for Harry/Karl/Orlando, "there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt in your philosophy."
Inspiration for this fic comes squarely from Testify by TOFOG, and if you watch the video, then you'll not only know what Harry's plan is, but you'll find out if he succeeds. :)

A man don't get to be the age he is and see the things he's seen without knowing how to hold onto what's important in life...

 
 
 
Title: Handsy
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: The Hobbit RPF
Pairing: Luke Evans/Orlando Bloom/Richard Armitage (implied Dean O'Gorman/Aidan Turner)
Rating: PG
Word count: 534
Summary: Richard has some gossip.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: Lazy Hazy Summer Daze #13 for azewewish who wanted Luke/Orlando/Richard, starrwisher who wanted Orlando/Luke, and kitty_trio who wanted Aidan/Dean...my brain leaped on them all and smushed them together.


( "I'm not saying it's the craziest thing ever." )
 
 
 
10 July 2013 @ 01:12 pm
Title: Vanity Fair
Author: laeglass
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom; mentions of OB/other and VM/other
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Adult themes all around. AU, angst, mentions of substance abuse, violence, mentions of promiscuity.
Summary: Orlando Bloom is living the perfect, enviable life of a celebrated male supermodel, but looks aren't everything.
Disclaimer: This is just a dream and a lie. No profit made.
A/N: This story has finally progressed from a WIP to Finished. Beta read by a dear friend. *hugs* Feedback is very much appreciated. :)

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7a / 7b / 8 and epilogue
 
 
 
Title: "Orlando Bloom, Patron Saint of Maturity" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Katie McGrath/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Katie and Karl really are trying to kill him, or make him doubt his sanity or something, Orlando's sure of it.
Notes: Written for the ninth day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for giselleslash, who asked for Katie/Karl/Orlando, "why do all of our dares always end up in a trip to the emergency room?"

See, that's just one example, right, of how Orlando should totally be applying for sainthood or be given a medal for valor or courage or something...

 
 
 
Title: Almost Like Déjà Vu
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Actor RPF
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Josh Hartnett
Rating: PG
Word count: 472
Summary: A quick snippet in the kitchen
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you...
Author's Notes: Lazy Hazy Summer Daze #7 for azewewish because she wanted them. ;)


( And they said you weren't smart )
 
 
 
Title: That Look
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Actor RPF
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Eric Bana (implied Viggo/Bean and Eric/Bean)
Rating: PG13
Word count: 367
Summary: Viggo manages to get from A to Z and Eric somehow manages to follow along.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you...
Author's Notes: Lazy Hazy Summer Daze #6 for afra_schatz because only she would ask for this pairing. ;)


( Eric has a look )
 
 
 
Title: "Reditus Domum" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Harry's finally made his choice. Sequel to Prima Nocta.
Notes: Written for the fifth day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for greeniezona, who asked for present day Harry/Karl, "burn the boats back to who we used to be."

They were both older now...and God, he hoped they were smarter.

 
 
 
Title: "Love Comes (In A Heartbeat)" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Troy RPF
Pairing: Eric Bana/Sean Bean (Diane Kruger/Orlando Bloom)
Rating: R (language)
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Tall, Blond, Bespectacled & Gorgeous walked into Eric's life on a Tuesday.
Notes: Written for the third day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for afra_schatz, who asked for Bean/Eric Troy RPF & bananarama (hence the title of the fic).

Besides, you can't ask me to simply ignore destiny...

 
 
 
Title: Laddies
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Game of Thrones RPF
Pairing: Kit Harington/Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Word count: 356
Summary: Sean might kill them if they don't kill him first.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: Lazy Hazy Summer Daze #2 for starrwisher because I've been waiting for her to request this one. ;)


( Sean wondered how this had become his life. )
 
 
 
Title: "Ride Out The Storm" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Christina Hendricks/Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I only own the plot, not the people involved.
Summary: Orlando makes the discovery of a lifetime.
Set in the same universe as Transmissions Will Resume and Breach The Outer Sphere. Dystopian AU.
Notes: I'm pretty sure I started writing this as a birthday gift for giselleslash, but I owe everyone so many fics it's hard to remember. *g*
Title taken from "Unnatural Selection" by Muse.

In their world, safety was as obsolete as the birds, and every day they left the compound for patrol, Orlando knew he could lose them both...

 
 
 
03 June 2013 @ 11:37 am
Want to meet some DC-area Tolkien slash fans?

Come hang out with other fans who want to talk about dwarves and hobbits and fic recs!

Tolkien slash fan meetup

Saturday, June 15 at 2 pm at Teaism in Penn Quarter (nearest Metro: Archives-Navy Memorial). I will be downstairs with my Bofur hat on and a sign.

Drink tea, natter about your favorite dwarves, tell us about the stories you’re writing and want to write. All are welcome.

Please promote!
 
 
 
Title: "The First Rule Of Sharing" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Josh Hartnett, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Karl isn't fucking Josh or Orlando.
Summary: Karl enjoys an evening with Josh and Orlando – basically, it's a PWP interlude that takes place a few weeks after Lessons.

I'm sorry, did you say wear me out? As in, the both of you? Together?

 
 
 
Title: "Lessons" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Harry Sinclair, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's still not in a relationship with Harry and Karl.
Summary: Harry and Orlando have a very long overdue discussion.
Takes place right after A Few More Questions.

One day, I'd love to know how you got this bizarre impression that Karl and I ever gave a good goddamn about what other people think, or that we'd care what you do, as long as it makes you happy...